Jonathots Daily Blog
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A monkey is normally satisfied with a banana.
A monkey-angel, on the other hand, requires a banana split.
From the understanding we gain from what we have dubbed The Good Book, the Creator experienced an adjustment period in trying to comprehend the mingled mess put together with the formation of the human race.
It was a rocky start.
Even though the Book dubbed Good has 1,189 chapters, within the first eight, the Father:
- makes humans
- places them in a Garden of Utopia
- gives them a rule
- catches them breaking the rule
- kicks them out of the Garden
- punishes them
- sees one of their children murdered and another exiled
- regrets that He made them
- kills them with a flood
- and finally, regrets killing them.
Not a stellar beginning.
So after the waters subsided, a mistrust grew between the heavens and the earth. It was actually more like an adolescent pout, where a child of a household who was once enamored with his or her parents lives long enough to discover inconsistencies, and along with the natural rebellion churning in his or her soul, decides to become non-communicative with the elders.
A quiet war started between God and man. (And by man, of course, I mean the female part as well.)
For thousands of years, attempts were made to repair the breach by using commandments, prophets, edicts, covenants, patriarchs, escape plans, and even miracles.
Nothing seemed to work.
Human beings were caught between a distaste for the jungle and a dislike for the heavens.
We pouted.
How could we trust a Creator who made us and then decided to break us? What could be done?
Yes … what could be done?
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