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“God, you are not a good Father,” pined the Creator Almighty. “You can’t make ’em and then break ’em.”
A rocky start.
For you see, my friend, no matter what you think of the story contained in the black leather-bound book, or what accounts you hold dear, the tale begins with a series of misfortunes, and dare we say, mistakes.
For instance:
- Creating man with no woman.
- Welcoming woman with no direct communication about the goals of Eden.
- Creating a rule while keeping the temptation readily available.
- Then allowing a tempter to aggravate the reality of free will.
- Having no idea how to deal with the human penchant for lying.
- Kicking them out with no destination.
- Separation.
- Murder.
- Ego.
- Violence.
- And then the erroneous decision to kill them and start over.
The whole experience was terrifying for the Creator, not to mention bruising to the creation.
How do you become a good Father once you’ve decided to bear children?
The Creator quickly chose to become a provider–to bring blessing and opportunity to a handful of favored souls, who would trickle down the wealth and prosperity to those around them.
A lineage was selected, commencing with a man named Abram, who later became the internationally-famous Abraham. He was promised a great nation and given all sorts of door prizes for every door he entered.
Unfortunately, he still continued to maintain some of that penchant for lying, and ended up being a bit of a wimp–because when he bore children by two women, he selected one over the other, thus setting in motion a custody battle that still rages today.
Abraham had a son named Isaac, who ended up raising two children of his own–one a wimp and one a liar. Esau, the oldest, gladly exchanged his rite of passage as a leader for a good meal. And the younger, Jacob, lied his way into inheritance. He wrestled with angels, suffered the consequences of being lied to by others and had twelve sons, although he really liked one the best–a boy named Joseph.
All through this process, the Creator is practicing Fatherhood by being a good provider, attempting not to interfere too much in the gears of human emotion and transition.
Finally, on the fourth try, he ends up with a decent fellow.
Joseph not only isn’t a liar, he gets in a helluva lot of trouble for telling the truth. And because he’s not a wimp, thousands are saved from starvation in Egypt, finally granting the favored generation a seat of power next to Pharoah.
For the first time in ancient, and even present, history, the Jews and Arabs were living side-by-side, in peace, under mutual agreement.
It seemed that everything was going pretty well, and that this “provider” approach was really paying off.
That is, until Joseph died.
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