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Rejected New Year’s Resolutions
A. Learning Greek from a Zionist rabbi in Baghdad
B. Eating from only the white and tan family of foods
C. Spending more time listening to my senile grandma share romantic tales of her youth
D. Installing “clappers” for the lights in funeral homes
E. Devouring more pickled calamari
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