Cracked 5… January 20, 2015

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Worst Ideas for Presidential Campaign Slogans:

A. “I hate everybody, so you’re all equal in my eyes.”

B. “Let’s keep spending and let the kids figure it out.”

C. “Vote for me so I don’t have to go bankrupt.”

D. “I am a functioning heterosexual, homosexual-accepting, bi-sexual believer.”

E. “My mom thinks I would be a great President. So there.”

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