Cracked 5… January 27, 2015

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Better Ways for the President and Congress to Get Along

A. Tuesday night turkey burgers in the Rose Garden.

B. “Switch Your Party” Casual Fridays

C. Close Washington, D.C. for a month and see if anyone notices

D. Admit that Tea Parties are made-up gatherings for five-year-old girls.

E. Pay the President and legislators per bill passed.

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