Cracked Five…February 17, 2015

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Amazingly, these are movie scripts that failed to get funding and receive the coveted “green light:”

A. Breezy–The back and forth story of the man who invented the moveable air vent on the modern automobile

B. Powdered–A documentary look at individuals who are hooked on Gold Bond.

C. Cookie Cutters–A drama about black market communion wafers being passed off as “The Host.”

D. Pop Warner Brothers–A family movie about young kids playing tackle football until there’s only one standing, who gets the next part in the movie

E. I Don’t Carrot–A man walks away from his 800-acre carrot farm to work for peanuts at Planters.


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