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Reasons Basketball Will Never Be as Popular as Football
A. In basketball, if you knock somebody down, it’s called a foul. In football, it’s proclaimed a “great hit.”
B. It’s too easy to bounce the ball. No pointy ends and over-inflated.
C. Basketball = sissy short pants.
D. No rain, sleet, gusts, mud, ice, wind chill, hurricanes or sunstroke.
E. Too Tall … like the Jones guy.
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