Cracked 5 …March 3, 2015

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Other Things You Can Say After Farting in Public

A. “Wow. I had to work on that one for a half an hour.”

B. “I pronounce this as a blessing to the entire room.”

C. “It wasn’t me, dammit. It wasn’t me!”

D. “Please excuse my imaginary friend, Randall. He ate cabbage.”

E. “Attention! I am conducting a study. What do you think that smells like?”

 

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  1. I will use these needful sayings as I go about my daily gaseous duties. Hilarious

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