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Advantages of a Woman for President
A. She would know that the White House is not exactly white, but rather, a mingling of ivory and eggshell.
B. Flirting without disaster.
C. She knows the nuclear missiles are not an extension of her penis.
D. Rounding out the Oval Office.
E. Needlepoint diplomacy.
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