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A Guest At My Own Funeral
I would love to attend my funeral
If I didn’t have to be terminal
Listening to what people say
When it truly is my grave day
Wondering if they would “rock it out”
Or sob like babies, whining some doubt
About the way they treated my feelings
In all the fussy personal dealings.
Would their tears make me cry?
Or eulogies contain some lie?
About my festering needs
Instead of “me more noble deeds”
For dying lasts a good long while
Stuffing in your butt–a painted smile
Please someone let loose and weep
Get good flowers, don’t go cheap
Prove that I was your favorite me
Make me more than I appeared to be
Because I’m meeting God on high
He knows my what, where, when and why
Send me off with words so kind
And ignore the occasions I lost my mind.
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