Cracked 5… May 26th, 2015

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Reasons to Watch a Baseball Game

 

A. The concert for “Watching Paint Dry” was all sold out.

 

B. Just informed by your doctor that you are lethally allergic to “peanuts and Crackerjack,” so you go to a Chicago Cubs game to end it all.

 

C. Billy filled up the swear jar with a multitude of profanities, so his mother sent him to a T-ball tournament at the park as an elaborate time-out.

 

D. You love to giggle when the announcer says, “Four balls gets the runner to first base!”

 

E. You are gay and like to see men wearing bloomers.

 

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