Cracked 5… June 2nd, 2015

 

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Names Given by Different Professions for Putting On a Few Additional Pounds

A. Launderer: “Ring around the Collar Bone”

 

B. Economist: “Inflation”

 

C. Baker: “My Little Jelly Roll”

 

D. Philosopher: “Weighing My Options”

 

E. Retired Spanish Explorer: “Paunch is Me-Own”

 

 

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