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Reasons Your Mom & Pop Motel Won’t Work Out
A. Your mattress is a hammock and your pillows are placemats
B. The cockroaches moved out because of the lizard infestation
C. Your next-door neighbor asked to borrow a 7-inch dagger
D. The bedbugs purr when the lights are out
E. The “Mom” of your Mom & Pop establishment is apparently on vacation
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