Cracked 5 … September 8th, 2015

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Other Names for the Word “Fumble” That the Coach Used So That His Running Back Would Not Feel So Guilty for Fumbling the Ball and Losing the Game

 

A. Oopsy-Daisy

 

B. Catch and Release

 

C. Over-Generosity

 

D. Dropsy

 

E. Premature Evacuation

 

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