Cracked 5 … September 22nd, 2015

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Things We Want to Ask the Pope to Do While He’s in America

 

A. Give us permission to sell “Pope is the Dope” t-shirts.

 

B. Offer better refreshments for Holy Communion.

 

C. Request he begin all his speeches with, “Let me be Frank.”

 

D. Update Mother Mary’s Facebook status to “Single and Available.”

 

E. Remove all calories from barbecue ribs and caramel crunch ice cream.

 

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2 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Comedy is a risk one takes to welcome one market while alienating another.

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  2. Oops, another miss, Jonathan…but, there are so few, I’ll let this one go by…yet, I guess I didn’t…

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