Cracked 5 … October 20th, 2015

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Things I Learned During My Stay in Wisconsin

 

A. It would seem that the fragrance of cow manure travels freely for miles.

 

B. You should never refer to the locals as “Wiscon-sinners.”

 

C. Amazingly, there are over 1,000 variations of bratwurst, and at least 1,001 beers to wash them down.

 

D. “Cheesehead” is not merely a hat, but as you will learn, an actual mindset.

 

E. Residents don’t officially thaw out until the afternoon of July 23rd.

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