Cracked 5 … December 15th, 2015

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Using 2016 Presidential Candidates, These Are Names Santa Has Given to Some of His Reindeer

A. Trumper: a rein-maker

B. Rubiolio: worker on a “cute” angles

C. Cruz Control: sleigh driver

D. Clintonic: Secretary of Skates

E. Bernie and Fiorina: a deer couple

 

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