Cracked 5 … December 22nd, 2015

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According to this author’s not-so-humble opinion, the saying “Baby Mama” has to go.

These other phrases can also be classified as “anti-maternity:”

A. “Belly Buster.” (Similar to calling a man, “Little Petey”)

 

B. “Prego.” (It’s a spaghetti sauce)

 

C. “With child.” (You aren’t Shakespeare.)

 

D. “Plowed field.” (You also aren’t Amish.)

 

E. :Tummy tumbler.” (Save “cute” for after the baby’s born.)

Cracked 5 Jerry Springer

 

 

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