Cracked 5 … January 5th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Reasons that Han Solo and Princess Leia Are Split Up

A. She joined the Resistance (if you know what I mean).

 

B. His lightsaber became reluctant.

 

C. She kinda looks like Obi-wan.

 

D. She caught him with Chewbacca in the Millenium Falcon jacuzzi.

 

E. Their son ended up being Satan.


Carrie Fisher The Force Awakens

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