Cracked 5 … March 1st, 2016

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Little Known Facts From Backstage At Sesame Street

A. Oscar the Grouch lost his mother in a garbage can explosion (still under investigation)

 

B. Kermit the Frog is “Salamander” on his mother’s side (foreign tongue)

 

C. Bert and Ernie are bi-sexual (and also collect stamps)

 

D. Big Bird is known by the stage hands as “Big Turd” (hush-hush)

 

E. Cookie Monster is a Republican (let the chocolate chips fall where they may)

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