Cracked 5 … April 19th, 2016

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Things You Just Might Notice While Watching 7-Year-Olds Play Soccer

A. They are inexplicably terrified of the ball.

 

B. They clump together like turf bunnies.

 

C. They spend a lot of time purposely avoiding the goal.

 

D. They don’t want to take the ball away from their girlfriend, who’s not really their girlfriend because a 7-year-old can’t admit such nonsense

 

E. Considering the shouting, the moms and dads on the sideline obviously have bet on the game.

 

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