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Confessions Made By Presidential Candidates in a Moment of Honesty (Which You Will Actually Never Hear)
A. Someone bet me I couldn’t win the election.
B. I will pander to the highest bidder because money is so-o-o luscious
C. Every Tuesday afternoon, my wife and I practice our smiles in preparation for taking campaign pictures. It is our only interaction.
D. It is very difficult to determine whether I hate my children more than they hate me.
E. I have absolutely no idea what I will do if I get elected.
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