Cracked 5 … June 14th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog


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Thoughts from a Watermelon Just Prior to Being Carved Up at the Church Picnic

A. “Listen, those lines on my belly are not stretch marks.”


B. “Looks like I’ve hit a patch of bad luck.”


C. “I have come from da-vine places…”


D. “I hope I don’t look too fat!”


E. “Please don’t swallow my seeds–THEY’RE MY BABIES!”


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