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Thoughts from a Watermelon Just Prior to Being Carved Up at the Church Picnic
A. “Listen, those lines on my belly are not stretch marks.”
B. “Looks like I’ve hit a patch of bad luck.”
C. “I have come from da-vine places…”
D. “I hope I don’t look too fat!”
E. “Please don’t swallow my seeds–THEY’RE MY BABIES!”
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