Cracked 5 … July 12th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Humbly Conceived but Emphatically Proclaimed Superior Names for the Avocado

A. Gator Tater

 

B. Guacomoless

 

C. Leproskin

 

D. Mushpit

 

E. Swavocado

 

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