Cracked 5 … August 9th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Events That Did Not Make the Rio Olympics

A. Pretzeling

Untangling pretzels, ending up with the fewest pieces possible

 

B. Beefing

An arduous quest to uncover actual beef in a Taco Bell burrito

 

C. Swine Slinging

Distance, style and sticking the landing

 

D. Beefing 2

Best team at complaining to the judges

 

E. Olympic Freestyle Drownings

(Medals Awarded Posthumously)

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