Cracked 5 … August 9th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog


cracked 5 logo keeper with border

Events That Did Not Make the Rio Olympics

A. Pretzeling

Untangling pretzels, ending up with the fewest pieces possible


B. Beefing

An arduous quest to uncover actual beef in a Taco Bell burrito


C. Swine Slinging

Distance, style and sticking the landing


D. Beefing 2

Best team at complaining to the judges


E. Olympic Freestyle Drownings

(Medals Awarded Posthumously)

Cracked 5 pig throw

Donate Button

The producers of jonathots would humbly request a yearly subscription donation of $10 for this wonderful, inspirational opportunity

Jonathan’s Latest Book Release!

PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant

Click here to get your copy now!

PoHymn cover jon



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: