Cracked 5 … August 30th, 2016

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Things That Are Easy to Forget to Pick Up at the Grocery Store

A. Tooth cream (the paste makes you gag)

 

B. Eucalyptus leaves soaked in Jakarta Vinegar, for the mustard poultice used on your gout

 

C. Organically nurtured snails

 

D. Gluten fortified Sugar Smacks with extra preservatives and double Yellow Dye 8

 

E. That “do-it-yourself tooth-filling kit” with raspberry-coated Novocaine pellets

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Published in: on August 30, 2016 at 12:38 pm  Comments (1)  
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  1. On August 30, 2016 at 2:03 pm dolliecring said:

    I thought my favorite was the sugar smacks until I read the do it yourself tooth filling kit. Loved them!

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