Cracked 5 … September 20th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Other Explanations for Jesus Walking on the Water

A.  A movie pitch was accidentally released to the public, of a film treatment by Simon Peter

 

B.  Jesus flew over the sea most of the way, and decided to walk the last few steps

 

C,  Experimental water skis fueled by olive oil, wine and smashed figs

 

D.  The original Gospel writer thought the story needed some punching up

 

E.  Dead drunk disciples

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