Cracked 5 … September 27th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Reasons That The Mona Lisa is Smiling

A. Da Vinci is painting without pants.

 

B. Smallpox scales fell off just in time for modeling

 

C. Found a big chunk of pork roast in her front teeth before beginning

 

D. Only three of her seven cousins died from bubonic plague

 

E. She just farted 

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