Cracked 5 … October 4th, 2016

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Approaches Being Considered to Improve Viewership for Vice-Presidential Debate

A.   Advertise as: “Sus-Pence vs. Co-Kaine! Are you ready to R-A-A-A-M-B-L-E??”

 

B.   Beyoncé performs during halftime break

 

C.   Four planned costume changes

 

D.   Candidates switch sides to other party after Beyoncé show

 

E.    Cancel debate and substitute with reruns of “The Dukes of Hazard”

 

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