Cracked 5 … October 25th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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 Meow, Meow…

Suggested Methods to Avoid Grabbing a Pussy

 

A.  Sit very still and let it come to you

 

B.  Open a can of tuna and place it nearby

 

C.  Pretend you are not interested in the pussy

 

D.  Pet another pussy, making the one of your interest jealous

 

E.  Catnip burritos

 

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Published in: on October 25, 2016 at 12:48 pm  Comments (1)  
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  1. VERY funny!

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