Cracked 5 … November 1st, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Signs You Have Checked Into a Really Bad Motel

 

A. Roach spray offered with toiletries

 

B. In night stand, instead of Bible, is the Kama Sutra

 

C. Three blood-curdling screams coming from the ice machine

 

D. Your non-smoking room is hazy

 

E. It’s called “Hotel California.”

 

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