Cracked 5 … January 10th, 2017

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Other Things People Wish Meryl Streep Had Said During Her Acceptance Speech

A. “I am very, very sorry for the movie It’s Complicated.”

 

B. “To answer your question, no, I don’t think it’s good singing on Mama Mia.“

 

C. “From this point forward, we will call this condition ‘streeped throat.’ It’s when you are sore but your voice is fine.”

 

D. “Perhaps losing my voice was a sign to forego this speech…”

 

E. “Thank you for this award. God bless you and good night.”