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Reasoning With Me
I am not always right
I am not usually right
I am not always wrong
I am not usually…
Wait a second!
What should I say?
I am not usually wrong?
What is usually?
More than half?
Am I wrong more than half the time?
Am I right more than half the time?
What dare I claim?
What is the truth about me?
Sometimes I don’t know if I’m right or wrong
Why am I so perplexed?
Because I’ve invested myself in me
I need things to pay off
Otherwise people will think I’m risky business
So should I lie about being wrong
To improve my right percentage?
But what if I get caught in a lie?
Is it worse to be wrong or to lie?
Which is forgivable?
And can I fool people?
For how long?
I would certainly have to believe they’re stupid
Why do I want stupid friends?
Why would they want a lying, dumb acquaintance who’s wrong over half the time?
Could I lie sometimes and tell the truth on other occasions?
What if I get it mixed up?
Is my status more important than the truth?
If so, why do I need the truth in the first place?
I can just construct a good story and then sell it
But then, who would I be able to believe?
Who could I trust?
And who is outsmarting me?
Maybe the truth does make you free
Free from bumbling, crumbling, tumbling and stumbling lying.
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