Cracked 5 … February 14th, 2017

 

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New Names for the Attitudes Settling into Our Society

 

A. Obstipissed: “I am stubborn and angry.”

 

B. Femiknows: A woman who still believes in equal rights but has given up on it actually happening

 

C. Lietrust: The confidence you have in someone because you know they will always fib

 

D. Christican: A churchgoer who worships God in the image of Ronald Reagan

 

E. Demojeez: A politician who thinks Jesus wears Crocs and gives out toothpaste, condoms and soup at the homeless shelter

 

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Published in: on February 14, 2017 at 1:43 pm  Comments (1)  
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  1. On February 14, 2017 at 3:47 pm Anonymous said:

    now here are some useful alternate facts…thank you

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