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The Angry Happy Man
The angry happy man
Remembers oft he can
When opportunity did entice
Matters clear, extremely nice
And luck was his number one fan.
He wed his blushing bride
But the romance took a slide
She grew old and fat
He’d have none of that
So abandoned her plumpened side.
By fate he met another dame
She was certainly not the same
Young and pretty, that she be
Just right for angry happy man, you see
Therefore he asked for her name.
The lass gave a snicker
No interest–not a flicker
Yes, the angry happy fellow
Had aged, far too mellow
No looks, no money, couldn’t trick’er.
So if your love has grown tired
Her looks seem homey and uninspired
Remember, she too must stare at you
Pretending that she isn’t blue
Refraining from screaming, “You’re fired.”
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