Cracked 5 … May 2nd, 2017

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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The Real Reasons That President Donald Trump Did Not Attend the White House Correspondents Dinner

 

A. The cooks were from Mexico and the food tasters were Muslim.

 

B. Heard they were serving humble pie.

 

C. Correspondents?? No one corresponded with him!

 

D. Lost his invitation–kept it in the same box with t-shirt reading, “I support the media”

 

E. The duck is always better than the goose

 

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One CommentLeave a comment

  1. Cute. column! Good Trump look-alike.,only you’ve almost got him too good looking!

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