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What That Dude Sees in Me
I am not what you think I am
Always good or mostly bad
I am more than I appear to be
Sometimes happy, often sad
I am a believing soul
Filled with guilty doubt
I am usually half, rarely whole
Plagued by this childish pout
I know more than I recall
Fat I am, insisting I’m tall
My knack for offering sexual pleasure
Is rather limited, not beyond measure
I’m cranky when sweet is required
Full of fuss, rarely desired
I believe in myself to a fault
While questioning you and your result
I’m never nasty, but tart and sour
Squabbling over minutes, I then lose my hour
I am my father’s son and my mother’s little boy
I’m reminded things are good
But refuse to walk in joy
Yet yesterday a whisper caught my ear
I mustered the function to stop and hear
You were in need, I understood
Reaching out, did what I could
You called me an angel–I had to smile
Recounting my temper and fits of guile
Even though I’m riddled with delusion
I was truly uplifted by your conclusion
So a prayer I offered to the open sky
A humble plea, a dreamer’s cry
Lord, guide this chump to be
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