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G-Pop has the stomach flu.
Family has gathered for Christmas, bringing their local organic microbes and bugs along with them–one being an infestation of the tummy.
Normally G-Pop fares pretty well in these situations, but this particular brand seems to take no prisoners, and does not discriminate based upon genial nature or obviously, good looks.
Everyone has had the stomach flu. Matter of fact, when you’re not having the stomach flu, you look back on it as a bizarre inconvenience. It’s more or less one of those things that happens, lasts for a few hours, and it’s gone.
Similar to an atomic bomb.
The sensation of having lost control of one of the major systems in your body is disconcerting and certainly humbling.
G-Pop abandoned all of his appetite, he was at the mercy of all the exit areas of his being, and he was at the whim of this little bug that had landed in his system and was desperately trying to work its way out.
Yes, G-Pop felt the whole time that this stomach virus was just as pissed about being inside him as he was at having it inside. For all of its antagonizing, agonizing and struggling ways let G-Pop know that it truly did want to be free.
Simultaneously, G-Pop had to try to make sure it didn’t infect anyone else in the house. Tricky business.
Having the stomach flu right before Christmas is a little frightening–because one wonders if one will be able to participate in the festivities.
But the truth of the matter is, life actually does consist of “one day at a time,” and since today is not Christmas morning, there’s a good shot that some “Joy to the World” can still be excavated from a “Silent Night.”
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G-Poppers … December 22nd, 2017
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Family has gathered for Christmas, bringing their local organic microbes and bugs along with them–one being an infestation of the tummy.
Normally G-Pop fares pretty well in these situations, but this particular brand seems to take no prisoners, and does not discriminate based upon genial nature or obviously, good looks.
Everyone has had the stomach flu. Matter of fact, when you’re not having the stomach flu, you look back on it as a bizarre inconvenience. It’s more or less one of those things that happens, lasts for a few hours, and it’s gone.
Similar to an atomic bomb.
The sensation of having lost control of one of the major systems in your body is disconcerting and certainly humbling.
G-Pop abandoned all of his appetite, he was at the mercy of all the exit areas of his being, and he was at the whim of this little bug that had landed in his system and was desperately trying to work its way out.
Yes, G-Pop felt the whole time that this stomach virus was just as pissed about being inside him as he was at having it inside. For all of its antagonizing, agonizing and struggling ways let G-Pop know that it truly did want to be free.
Simultaneously, G-Pop had to try to make sure it didn’t infect anyone else in the house. Tricky business.
Having the stomach flu right before Christmas is a little frightening–because one wonders if one will be able to participate in the festivities.
But the truth of the matter is, life actually does consist of “one day at a time,” and since today is not Christmas morning, there’s a good shot that some “Joy to the World” can still be excavated from a “Silent Night.”
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