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Since the mustache continues to persist (like the flu) here are some types to be looking out for:
The Bushy Broom
(Sweepin’ those gals off their feet)
The Magic Marker
(Probably put on with a magic marker)
The Caterpillar
(Creepy, with no possibility of turning into a butterfly)
The Dictator
(Will all hairs please report to the middle of the lip?)
The Sparse Farce
(Time to face it. You can’t grow a mustache)
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