Cracked 5 … December 15th, 2018


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Cracked 5

Things to Do When They Start Singing “The Twelve Days of Christmas”

A.  Fake a heart attack

 

B.  Belch out “Five Golden Rings”

 

C.  Mess with the words so they send you out of the room

 

D.  Clap your hands like there’s a beat

 

E.  Vomit

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One CommentLeave a comment

  1. Your lords a leaping may be Transgender.

    Sent from Jon Russell Cring’s iPhone6

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