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Evidence That You Have Selected the Amish to Move You to Your New Home
A. Beards. Men and women.
B. They insist on building you a barn.
C. Loaf around watching the devil’s TV and eating “store-bought” cheese
D. Show up in a “Thou Haul” truck
E. You catch them blessing the toilet.
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