Cracked 5 … March 2nd, 2019

 


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Cracked 5

Evidence That You Have Selected the Amish to Move You to Your New Home

 

A. Beards. Men and women.

 

B. They insist on building you a barn.

 

C. Loaf around watching the devil’s TV and eating “store-bought” cheese

 

D. Show up in a “Thou Haul” truck

 

E. You catch them blessing the toilet.

Amish Moving Company

 

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