Cracked 5 … March 30th, 2019

 


Jonathots Daily Blog

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Cracked 5

Things You Might Want to Do Upon Posting Your 4,000th Daily Blog

 

A.  Call Leonardo DiCaprio and yell into the phone, “No! I am the King of the World!”

 

B.  Write some sort of stupid article or comedy piece to announce it

 

C.  Sit by your phone waiting for CNN and Fox News to contact you, while ordering a pizza, pretending they already did

 

D.  Pick your nose—without shame, blame or any regard for the politically correct masses

 

E.  Purposely choose to develop writer’s block

Jonathan Richard Cring

  
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2 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Congrats on 4000! What an incredible accomplishment. In your honor I will eat 4000 calories today. Thank you for this.

    Jon

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