Cracked 5 … July 6th, 2019

Jonathots Daily Blog


Cracked 5

What to Do with Leftover July 4th Crap

 A. Use remaining sparklers as nightlights in baby nursery


B. Use hamburger buns as mini-frisbees


C. Set off firecrackers to frighten termites


D. Potato salad tacos!!


E. Argue politics with your neighbor, who noticed that the flag you hung up near your mailbox was not standard military design and size.

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