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Little Known Facts About the Life and Times of a Squirrel
A. Recovering from bird seed overdose
B. Too nervous for petting zoo
C. Hates being called a “rat with a fancy tail”
D. Does all its shopping at a department store called Wal-Nuts*
E. God damnit! I’m not squirrely!
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