Cracked 5 … August 17th, 2019

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Cracked 5

Little Known Facts About the Life and Times of a Squirrel

 

A. Recovering from bird seed overdose

 

B.  Too nervous for petting zoo

 

C.  Hates being called a “rat with a fancy tail”

 

D.  Does all its shopping at a department store called Wal-Nuts*

 

E.  God damnit! I’m not squirrely!

 

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