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That Gratitude is Thankful For
1. Gravy—to make the turkey hot and juicy
2. The return of “for granted,” since everyone keeps taking it.
3. The thirty-two seconds right after Thanksgiving dinner begins when no one speaks. We all just chomp away until someone moans, “U-m-m-m. This is good.”
And then we all laugh.
The producers of jonathots would humbly request a yearly subscription donation for this inspirational opportunity