Cracked 5 … January 18th, 2020

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The Worst Campaign Slogans

 

A. “I didn’t shoot anyone on 5^th Avenue.”

 

B. “At least I’m not colored, female, gay, a socialist or a psychotic liar.”

 

C. “Russia will bomb us if I don’t win.”

 

D. “I will put the ‘party’ into political party.”

 

E. “I have four illegitimate children, but they are all in the military.  Support my troops.”