Cracked 5 … February 1st, 2020

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Reasons We Shouldn’t Have a Female President

 

A. She may not be able to out-burp Saudi Arabian Ambassador.

 

B. She might not find Putin attractive.

 

C. Her husband would look ridiculous in the gowns worn for state dinners.

 

D. Her high heels might get caught climbing into Air Force One.

 

E. Because we are a foolish, patriarchal, misogynistic country.