Cracked 5 … February 8th, 2020

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Cracked 5

Things I Did When I Was Acquitted

A. Checked for correct spelling in dictionary

 

B. Kissed my lucky stars and everything orbiting them

 

C. Shut my mouth, hoping people would begin to forget what I was accused of

 

D. Held a prayer breakfast and bitched about my enemies

 

E. Had M.C. Hammer sing at my party: “Too legit to acquit”

 

 

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