Cracked 5 … March 7th, 2020

Jonathots Daily Blog


Cracked 5

Things You Should Never Say to a Policeman


A. “I left my gun at home.”


B.  “I’ll give you ten bucks for Dunkin’s if you’ll forget about the speeding.”


 C. “You look mighty good in your tight pants.”


D. “You won’t need your dog. My puppy sniffed the car yesterday.”


E. “I was speeding home to my wife—she wants to get pregnant.”


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